Smile… you have found ZenAsFuck
TerpSerum!! 100% Authentic, extremely high-potency, all-natural & Never Diluted. No Glycerin, no PG, no ~~~~ terps (and No Vitamin E Acetate or any other diluent of any kind). Ever. A rare gem of pure goodness, and we got the FLAVOR in every way. (AND we are the REAL company, imagine that on BT!! LOL)
Our TerpSerum is truly a connoisseur level product at its finest! The ZenAsFuck proprietary extraction ~~~~ods allow us to capture the volatile, yummy cannabis terpenes and flavonoids first, then fully process the distillate to an extremely pure state. This allows us to offer a stunning (and very Real) 88-92%+ THC content with a terpene/flavon content ranging between 4-8%! Yaas! This product is dope AF and you simply MUST try it to fully realize how spectacularly different we really are. We LOVE everything about cannabis, and it shows in everything we do.
ZenAsFuck TerpSerum is a genuine HIGH-END product in the truest sense. We are fully aware there are “cheap” carts out there, and if that is what you are looking for you are in the wrong place. However, if you are someone who understands that authentic, high-end product is what your customers both want and deserve, then we are the gold mine that can help you achieve a huge following of happy, satisfied and LOYAL return customers. THAT is what will (actually) make you the $$ you are looking for, and can do so for the long term, consistently. We guarantee it!
Not only is our TerpSerum extremely pure with absolutely ZERO additives, but we only use premium (American!) .5g CCELL cartridges which provide a significantly better experience all the way around. No leaking, no need to pre-heat, no maintenance… and your customer can access ALL their product right down to the last drop. (And did we mention they genuinely hold the FULL amount of product?!?) The flavor is unmatched, they work well with both low and high heat, and our cartridges will NEVER burn out your pen. Without exception, CCELL cartridges are the must-have standard for a care-free, connoisseur level vaping experience! All one must do is try our product, and you can tell the difference immediately… in quite literally EVERY WAY. #Truth (~~~~: for highly viscous, extremely pure product such as we offer, a 8v -12v battery is HIGHLY recommended.)
We were saying this BEFORE the “vape crisis” happened, and we are going to say it again… Here is the 100% real – No verifiable real company with high ~~~~~~~, connoisseur-grade product can offer you one gram cartridges for $7, $10, or even $12. PERIOD. Take it or leave it, it is the truth. (Not only that, almost none of the real companies who make the elite concentrates even offer 1g carts… much less extremely high-grade and high-end extracts) If you think you are buying any REAL Dank, Heavy Hitter, Stiizy, Cookies, KingPen, Drip, Brass Knuckles, etc etc etc outside of a dispensary – YOU ARE NOT. They are ALL ~~~~~~~~~~~, regardless of what you are being told. You should be fully aware of that by now, as well as how BAD that really can be. Additionally, ALL that ~~~~ packaging is produced in China… and A LOT of it made it here in bulk before the USA cut off imports and flights from China due to the Coronavirus (that is highly contagious!). PLEASE be smart! The last thing this industry (or you) needs is for the authorities to link coronavirus cases in the USA to vaping!!!!
We have spared no expense producing ZenAsFuck TerpSerum, one of the highest ~~~~~~~ and highly sought after products on the market to date. EVERYTHING about us is high-end, from the product itself, to the cartridges we use, to the beautiful and child-proof packaging people seem to love so much they keep. If you are seriously business minded and you are ready to expand your clientele & make your wallet fat again, then we encourage you to contact us! We are well known for our superb customer service, our stellar delivery record and our team of unrivaled customer service reps who are waiting to assist you, even with marketing and product stats in your area.
Our Response to COVID19: We are named an Essential Business, and as such we are taking a monumental amount of caution in protecting our clients and ourselves. ALL ZenAsFuck employees have been TESTED – all negative. Every employee wears nitrile gloves and masks at ALL TIMES. We also practice social distancing at all times, including during packaging and production, and our facility is sanitized twice daily. GUARANTEED.
SAMPLE ORDER – 10 carts – $200
Standard MOQ – 50+ carts – $18ea.
Customer Service – via text: (702) 825-5226
Customer Service – via email: ZenAsFuckCarts@pm.me
ZenAsFuck Customer Service Hours:
M-F 9:00a.m. – 7:00p.m.
Saturday 10:00a.m. – 5:00p.m.
Sunday 12:00p.m. – 4:00p.m.
Both our website and Instagram are listed below.
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